Stars: Amanda Bertoncini, Ashlee White, Casey Cohen, Chanel (Coco) Omari, Erica Gimbel, Joey Lauren
Premiere Date: June 2
There's no more Jersey Shore, so what are you going to hate-watch? Enter: the ladies from Princesses: Long Island. They're a little bit older, a little bit wiser (maybe) than the cast from Jersey, but we suspect their trials and tribulations will be similar to Snookie's.
Add a little money and living with your parents when you're near your late 20s, and you've got the LI princesses. They're dependent on their family and looking for Prince Charming. We don't know what more you want out of a reality TV show. It's going to make you feel better about yourself, OK?