It ain't over 'til the fat lady crunches. Someone said that once, right? If you're waffling in indecision (SOFT OR CRUNCHY? OH GOD, THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT TO FUCK UP!) take solace in knowing you don't need to choose. You can have your gordita and crunch it too. With pepper jack sauce. Because Taco Bell loves us.
6. Cheesy Gordita Crunch