Every school has a collection of professors whose life mission seems to be baiting Bill O'Reilly into a brain aneurysm on deep cable. Since they've read A LOT more books than you and are 50 times smarter, these educators can talk mad shit about 9/11 being an inside job orchestrated by the pro-life movement with virtual impunity. Somewhere in the classroom, you'll find a member of the College Republicans recording their rant about "publicly funding gender reassignment surgery for convicted felons" and Fox News is going to play the shit out of that clip for six straight months. The charm of higher education is in its open discourse, and many a college student has snapped out of a hangover to argue with a professor trolling for a reaction.