"Portal" Fixed Gear Bicycle is False Advertising

We want our money back.

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What Portal 2 fan wouldn't jump at the chance to get their hands on an Aperture Science bike?

Granted the bike can't puncture space-time and for that we're bummed. According to this San Jose Craigslist post:

"I'm selling a nice decent fixie 300 obo just got the rims a week ago but I don't even ride bikes so I don't need it anymore every thing works fine and looks good I paid over 450 for every thing on text me at (408)359-8177 text only I can take off the stickers if wanted will trade for Wii U."

Hold up. You shelled out $450 for a bike you don't even ride? And, come one, nobody owns a Wii U. How can you possibly expect to get one of those out of the deal?

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