Appeared on: I Love New York (2007-2008); I Love New York (2007); I Love New York 2 (2007); New York Goes To Hollywood (2008); New York Goes To Work (2009)

We're not sure if she was really Tiffany Pollard's mama (chances are, no), but Sister Patterson was quite entertaining in all her faux Holy Roller ridiculous. Like the time she croaked some hymn in "church" (still can't believe a clergymen let a VH1 camera crew inside). Or when she bitched out people applying to be Tiffany's assistant. Then there's her gaydar, which made a very loud appearance during one episode of I Love New York. Real mama or not, she pretended enough.