Appeared on: Flavor of Love, Season 2 (2006); Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School (2007); I Love Money, Season 2 (2009)

Saaphyri made waves by beating the hell out of a fellow contestant over a bed-then offering her some lip chap. A year later, she won a competition based on reform and etiquette. Ultimately, she wound up in jail for 22 months. You think Mo'Nique and/or Flavor Flav put any money on her book?