Price: $700 

We get it. You're not trying to bring a chick back to the crib and have it looking like Joe's ApartmentSo if the budget doesn't call for a personal maid, then consider investing in the popular vacuum-cleaning robot asap. Bachelors can program the Roomba 790 via wireless command center to manage most of the household chores and keep the floor more polished than Mr. Clean’s dome. Spring cleaning, gentlemen.