Don't abuse 911, especially if you're not calling to report a true emergency. 34-year-old Jarvis Sutton was arrested last week in St. Petersburg, FL for calling 911 80 times because he sought Kool-Aid, hamburgers and marijuana. You can't even get that at a drive-thru dude, what were you thinking?
Authorities showed up alright; they arrested and dropped him off at Pineas County Jail, charging him with misusing 911. He was obviously hungry—police say Sutton chewed on the foam fixed to the metal cage in the police cruiser. What do you have to smoke to make you eat foam? Nevermind.
[via The Huffington Post]