If there's one thing video games need more of, it's fat protagonists. We've come close with, say, Lynch of Kane & Lynch, as well as washed-up, end-of-his-rope Max Payne in Max Payne 3—a pretty small number compared to what it could be.

It seems the folks at Hapstance Films decided Bioshock Infinite's Booker DeWitt is a good case, considering all the crap he eats just to gain back a little health. Check out this funny send-up to see what was missing from Irrational's latest. And don't forget the hot dogs.


 
[via Kotaku]