5 Lessons Learned From Last Night's "Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta" (Season 2, Episode 4)

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Though she wouldn’t say his name on the show, K. Michelle made it clear in an interview with “The Breakfast Club” earlier this year that her fling with New York Knicks star J.R. Smith left her damaged. However, we didn’t know that it also put a kink in the way her crotch—which she affectionately refers to as her “Hot Pocket”—treats other visitors.

She was so troubled by the poor reception with her love below that she wasted her co-pay to get a gynecologist to tell her what anyone on Twitter in a similar situation could’ve explained: She needs to get over that man and stop letting her emotions hold her vagina captive. Best wishes.

Last season, our favorite pimp from yesteryear became the butt of many jackasses’ jokes after proudly spelling the word bitch as “B-I-C-T-H…and in that order.” Last night, she finally got the  spelling correct.

Join us in sending a “Mazel” and “gon’ girl” to Momma Dee. Practice makes perfect.

Captain Kirk had the best intentions when he decided to roll up on K. Michelle at the studio to relay the following request: Please don’t throw glass and hot wax at my wife’s face. Unfortunately, people who throw objects in other people’s faces don’t exactly buckle under thinly veiled threats. So all we got was Kirk trying to come for K. Michelle’s neck and winding up the recipient of a bunch of emasculating jokes from the Memphis singer. Not that we condone such stupidity... 

We don’t know whether or not Benzino really tried to smash Joseline’s girl, but we do know that if something is a lie, you say so and move on. Instead, Benzino sat around and went tit-for-tat with Joseline—right in front of Stevie J. The end result was Fred and Barney arguing in the parking lot.

In the future, do not text your friend’s girl at 6:00 a.m. if you work in the music industry because apparently, that’s prime booty call and hoe shit hours. And for the record, we don't appreciate Benzino’s attempts at slut shaming the Puerto Rican Princess. Joseline’s an entrepreneur that's changed her business plan!

You have to feel kinda bad for Traci the DJ. We’re only a few episodes into the second season and already she’s shown every bit of her natural ass over her failed relationship with the father of her young son.

If pursuing a friendship with an ex you’re not over in addition to a business partnership is your thing, when it comes to the exchanging of funds, do you banking via the Web. Otherwise, you’re going to find yourself looking like a damn fool banging on your ex’s door and getting mad when they have company over. You know, as if that’s any concern to you anymore. Poor thing. Take that money and apply it to therapy.