The Internet forces us to endure pretentious musings far more than we may like. This is social media, not Intro. to Philosophy, damn it. Whoever runs @THEUNIVERSE is a white knight to all of you out there who have had more than enough of those who wax philosophical about the universe online. @THEUNIVERSE responds to these existential moments exactly how the Universe should, with snarky sarcasm and disdain.