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We've always been told that there are opportunities all around us, but that doesn't necessarily mean we want them. Most bots that look for a specific word are lame, but there is something almost absurd about all of the different "opportunities" that show up on the Internet and find their way into the @Opportunitweets feed. We haven't combed through them all, but we imagine that penis enlargement and free iPads are opportunities that are offered with some frequency.