Followers: 174,823

Few Twitter accounts, let alone Twitter bots, are a beloved as @horse_ebooks. Bloggers have dissected the account's tweets, journalists have sought out the @horse_ebook's creator (thought to be Russian web developer Alexei Kouznetsov), and a writer has written a book of poems inspired by the account. Even the briefest of glimpses at the work @horse_ebooks, an account created with the earnest, misguided aim of selling low-rent horse-themed e-books, will illustrate why the account has captured the e-harts of so many.

As @horse_ebooks would say, "roses and strings of pearls. Assemble wood products without using power tools. Earn."