Likely offense: Dismantling the image of the all-American family

If the Brady Bunch wore haute couture, Marcia and Jane only dated black athletes, and Mike Brady was consistently emasculated by Carol, they still wouldn't be as annoying as the Kardashians. Though you would get to see Yeezy in the neighborhood, it wouldn't make up for the nuisance the Kardashian clan would continually be. Miami residents would not co-sign Kim and Kourtney moving into their hood. If the raucous folks in Miami didn't want to put up with two of 'em, there's no way the whole tribe would make for a pleasant addition to the community.