Likely offense: Creating earthquake like conditions in the building with excessive bass

She's an icon and all, but that doesn't give her the right to turn her home into the American Dance Theater. The Material Girl's reportedly pissed off her Upper West Side neighbors by voguing at all hours of the day to loud music so much that they took her to court. There's already enough noise in NYC. Why is this old lady still dancing anyway? You had a great run, Madge. Let it go!