Likely offense: Keeping you up when she's beasting off the "go go juice"

Honey Boo Boo is cute, her parents keep it real, and of all the reality TV show families, they seem to have their shit together—at least in terms of positivity. So, why would the Thompson family make for terrible neighbors? "Go Go Juice," Mama's special concoction that's equals parts Red Bull and Mountain Dew, will have Honey Boo Boo bouncing off of the walls and into your yard.