We hope that most of our readers aren't absent-minded enough to fall for this one, but it bears mentioning. For all of you Yelp-aholics out there, don't review restaurants you go to when you're up to no good. We now live in a culture where we review everything. If you are reviewing restaurants, weighing in on new movies, or airing your thoughts on Amazon products, remember if any of those things were supposed to be a secret. How hard would it be for your lady to stumble across a review of a romantic movie you watched with someone else? Oh, you're the mayor of that spot across town on Foursquare? Well, Your Honor, what the hell were you doing across town? You checked in at this restaurant six times? Funny, she doesn't remember ever going there.