The World According To: Stacey Dash's Tweets

Image via Complex Original

Like most conservative lackies who will regurgitate a shared talking point as soon as the GOP dog whistle goes off, Stacey Dash was pretty pissed at Beyoncé and Jay-Z for going to Cuba. So she took to Twitter vexed that the Carters choose to spend their capital to help fund an "oppressive Communist regime." What's hilarious about this, though, is that I'm almost certain a significant portion of her responders likely sent their anti-Communist rantings by way of a device made in China.

After all these years, Stacey still keeps in touch with her Clueless boo thang, Donald Faison--proving how important it is to maintain relationships. Well, with people you like anyway. That reminds me, what are the chances of Stacey Dash taking a picture while sitting in ex-Single Ladies co-star LisaRaye's lap?

Stacey Dash disagreed with President Obama telling ABC News, "My goal is not to chase a balanced budget just for the sake of balance. My goal is how do we grow the economy, put people back to work, and if we do that we are going to be bringing in more revenue." And yet, Stacey wants Obama to look up the word balance. What good would that do with respect to his point? The hell if she knows.

In this instance, Stacey makes plenty sense when it comes to criticizing the FAA's previous decision to allow small knives on planes again (the policy was recently put on hold for reevaluation).  And yet knocking a person upside the head with the water bottle you bought at the gas station on the way to the airplane isn't ok?

Ashanti once sang, "Dreams are real all you have to do is just believe." Ashanti lied.

Who knew Honest Abe and Ace Hood shared the same philosophy about life?

When Stacey Dash isn't directing hate tweets towards President Obama and his policies, she's repping her religion. Shout out to you, Pope Francis I, though you best not endorse Obama's proposed budget if you want to keep Lady Dash happy.

Like many people on the Twitter, Stacey Dash began to regret some of the jokes made at Chad Johnson's expense. That said, she did note when confronted by a Twitter follower about accusations of domestic violence, "God delivers justice..." And Evelyn Lozada brings the pain when you cross her.

Stacey Dash hates the blame game except when she gets to play by her rules--i.e. lack of context, revisionist history and flat out lying. It's amazing FOX News hasn't offered her a contract yet.

When I read blogs, I don't expect to be given homework assignments. But if that's your thing, you really, really ought to get into Stacey's blog.

I'd like to think on any given night, you can find Stacey Dash somewhere singing "Casanova Brown," swaying across her bedroom with a glass of red wine in hand. Just like the rest of us.

Why yes, people sure can be rude, Stacey.

Know that if Stacey Dash releases a full-length album, it's all your fault and you will never be forgiven.

Sometimes, things get a wee bit too busy for Stacey, resulting in her giving her Twitter account the cold shoulder. However, as time consuming as world domination must be, let it be known now and forever more that there is no need to explain a Twitter absence. Just tweet.

Did you know that as a living, breathing person you have the right to say whatever you want as you see fit? If not, thank the Clueless star for making the obvious clearer.