Despite being the former Vice Mayor of Mount Carmel, TN, William Blakely still hasn't realized that he's a public figure and can't behave in a certain manner. Apparently, Blakely has an affinity for masturbating through the window of his car at high speed. How does one even pull that off? No pun intended.

Yesterday, three women appeared in court to provide testimony about their gross encounters with Blakely. One says she saw him driving "at over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out [the window]." She confirmed that "he was masturbating." She must be permanently scarred.

 All three of the women detailed Blakely's routine. He would blow his horn at female drivers, then show his bare chest and motion for them to do the same. After pulling this stunt for years, he was finally caught when one of the women wrote his license plate down. 

Detective Terry Christian says his department fielded "dozens" of calls from women between the ages of 16 and 65 about this serial masturbator for nearly four years. As a result of his perverted thrill seeking, Blakely has been charged with reckless endangerment, attempt to commit aggravated assault and indecent exposure.

[via Gawker]