The Case of the Grammatically Challenged Bank Robber

This is so sad.

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We hate to be Grammar Goons, but this is just pitiful. The Washington Post told the unfortunate tale of a young man who failed miserably at robbing two banks because the tellers were left puzzled by his demands. Read this excerpt and prepare to be disappointed:

Authorities say that most bank robbers use notes, not guns, but the wording must be clear to be understood. Court documents say the note handed over at the SunTrust simply read, “100s 50s 20s 10s.”

Seriously though—"all mona"? Anyway, 20-year-old Maurice Fearwell was arrested following his second attempted robbery. Even though he's a criminal, you have to feel bad for him to some extent. The education system failed him horribly.

[via DCist]

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