Publisher: Namco Bandai Games
Year: 2009

There's no dipping your baby toe into the kaleidoscopic mind screw that is the world of Japanese gaming. You just have to jump right in and assume that a game where you're a body builder that has to get back his stolen vat of protein powder is just par for the course.

As a G stringed Olympian that vaguely resembles Tom Sellek, players use the Wii mote to follow an oiled up conga line of muscle men through broken down walls while holding a number of poses. Like we said, just roll with it, because this is as tame as it gets. There's also a playable polar bear thrown in for good measure. Muscle March had the result of you sheepishly asking your Wii if it still respected you in the morning.