Your college got a blue chip prospect. Finally. While you brag insufferably about this being "state's year!" this dude's going to be fleecing boosters and running a foul of NCAA regulations. After sleeping his way through a semester's worth of gen-ed's, leading your school to a 4th place finish in the NIT, and subsequently hocking his game-worn sneakers on eBay, the NCAA's Rule Committee is going to crater the program with crippling sanctions. While your school struggles to get back on its feet, this guy's cashing a game check in the league and Instagram-ing his bottle service receipts. It makes us sick just writing about him.
3. The One-and-Done Athlete