This is a Complex public service announcement. Before you rush a fraternity for philanthropic and beer funneling reasons, understand that you'll spend a semester getting hazed by a college senior who's two or three internships away from landing their first entry level job. Cleaning the vomit-soaked toilet at the Pike house with a toothbrush is hardly worth an invite to the Theta formal. Calling beers "sodies," having a membership at LA Tan, and an affinity for dubstep remixes are not becoming of a kid who got a 29 on their ACT. Also, khaki shorts don't always have to be paired with boat shoes. You're in college, bruh. Think outside of the box.
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