He's no Walter White, but Kenneth Plumb had Heisenberg aspirations. The 28-year-old Springfield, MO native called police about a stolen laptop at his home where they quickly discovered the ingredients for methamphetamine. Caught red-handed, Plumb admitted that he started using meth a year ago. He says he wanted to get involved in meth production, but didn't have the lab skills. Again, he's no Walter White.

However, he did tell police that he never "shot up" because he didn't want to kill himself. That didn't stop them from arresting him and charging him with manufacturing a controlled substance and meth possession.

[via The Huffington Post]