If you haven't yet read the absolutely insane (and partially disturbing) letter that's been floating around the Internet in which a University of Maryland Delta Gamma sorority sister curses out her fellow sisters for not talking to Sigma Nu boys and generally not being outgoing and flirty enough to make the frat boys happy, check that out right now here. An excerpt:
I do not give a flying fuck, and Sigma Nu does not give a flying fuck, about how much you fucking love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the fucking year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I fucking repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the greek community, and that’s not fucking possible if you’re going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Newsflash you stupid cocks: FRATS DON’T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK, which by the way in case you’re an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR. This also applies to you little shits that have talked openly about post gaming at a different frat IN FRONT OF SIGMA NU BROTHERS. Are you people fucking retarded? That’s not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you’re mentally slow so I can make sure you don’t go to anymore night time events.
So, y'know, she's mad.
After reading that and losing a little faith for the future of the human race, though, be sure to gain it back by watching the above, amazing clip via Funny or Die which features Michael Shannon doing a dramatic reading of the full letter - threats of assault and all. This is method acting at its best.
[via Funny or Die]