A woman was arrested in Palm Bay, FL last week for sneaking onto a man's property, swimming nude in his pool and pooping in his backyard. The homeowner phoned authorities after 35-year-old Cheryl Beauchamp popped up on his home surveillance system. He watched as Beauchamp used his backyard like a toilet before using a rock to cut a screen door and access the pool.

When approached by authorities, Beauchamp explained that she was simply taking a bath in the man's pool because she's homeless. That's understandable, no? She also told them that she was in the early stages of a journey to D.C. to give President Obama a piece of her mind.

Consider this arrest a bump in the road.

[via The Huffington Post]