Don't Commit Crimes If You're Over 7 Feet Tall, Or Have a Face Tat

There's no going incognito.

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Police in Cambridge, England were searching for two suspects—one who's 7'3" tall, and another who has a tattoo on her face. A day later, both suspects, who were sought for questioning about a murder, were in custody. Police were able to find them because it's pretty damn hard for two people who stick out like that to hide. 

According to Detective Chief Inspector Martin Brunning, he was able to find Gary Stretch and Joanna Dennehy because both were "very recognizable – even more so if they are together." Stretch, 47, would most likely only blend in on the set of Game of Thrones. As for the 30-year-old Dennehy, she had one job to do: Cover the green tattoo on her right cheek.

She failed. They both failed.

[via Gawker]

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