If you're a Casanova who fears his game may be getting stale, or one simply looking to refine his approach, he's what not to do: Slash women's tires. This week, a Japanese man admitted to slashing up to 1,000 tires in a rather desperate attempt to pick up women. Apparently, this dude has a "damsel in distress" fetish.
25-year-old Yoshihito Harada came clean about scoping out parked cars and poking holes in their tires, thus giving him a reason to play hero. RocketNews24 explained Harada's suave approach:
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Deception isn't the way to a woman's heart. In addition to whatever punishment the judge decides on, this dude should have to fix flats for a month, just because.
[via Gawker]
