We know you love them strippers, but if you're on a tight budget, keep your bands in your pocket and watch twerk team videos online in lieu of visiting the strip club. The euphoric atmosphere of the strip club will have you throwing twenties instead of ones on the stage.
And you really need not be frugal at the club anyway. Those dancers deserve a lot more cash than what you intend to slide into their G-strings. Those ass cheek isolations are worth more than you can afford.
Don't worry that you're blowing your chance of bagging a dancer by skipping the gentlemen's club—the strippers don't love you back.