20 Ridiculous Missed Connections on Craigslist

The ones that got away.

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Starting a conversation with a total stranger can make just about anyone a little nervous--especially if you find the person attractive. So in an attempt to reconnect missed opportunities for love, Craigslist established "Missed Connections" as a safe haven to correspond with the person you were too afraid to speak to. While some posts are heartfelt, others are completely and undeniably hilarious. Here, we've complied the funniest missed connections from Craigslist. 

Hospital Stay

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Sl*t That Lives on Diamond Ave in South Pasadena

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Crazy Lady at Safeway Checkstand Yelling About Candied Yams

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I Have Mouse Blood Running Through My Veins

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You are my D-------The Mute Girl

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Discreet BJ in Your Hotel Room

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Man With Alopecia at the 76 Street Station

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You Put Midget P**n In My Mailbox

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Stripper's At Denny's

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F**king Talk to Me Already!

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To the Pretty Woman On the G Who Threw Up On Me

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I Was Wearing Headphones, And I Farted

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To The Girl Who Attempted a B&E This Morning

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Girl Peeing In The Woods

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You Sentenced Me to 25 to Life For Murder

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Sirens - Girl With Prosthestic Knee (Leg?)

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Met You During Bank Robbery

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The Girl With the Quaker Oats Tattoo And Camel Toe

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When You Dropped Your Bible I Saw Your Thong

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Gallons of Wolf S*men

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