11. Megan Fox, Banana Mascot
Someone as attractive (and symmetrical!) as Megan Fox doesn't have to work much beyond looking good. Before she discovered this eternal truth, Fox did have one day job. It was a particularly strange one: Fox wore a banana costume to lure customers into a smoothie shop.
On Ellen, Fox admitted that the banana gig was the only job she'd ever had that didn't involve some form of sitting there and looking pretty. Ellen, who was no stranger to tough gigs, having worked as an oyster shucker in Louisiana back in the day, surprised Fox when she had a man sneak up behind her wearing a banana suit during the interview. Oh, that Ellen.