The shitty day jobs of Brad Pitt have become the stuff of legend. It's a difficult to tell which of his many gig was the worst.

In one year, Pitt worked as a chicken mascot for El Pollo Loco, handing out flyers, and as a chauffeur for strippers chaperoning lap dances. Being a stripperĀ chauffeur might sound like a good hustle, but remember that you're watching the road, not the action.

Recalling driving around girls named Daisy, he told People magazine, "My job was to drive them to bachelor parties and things. I'd pick them up, and at the gig I'd collect the money, play the bad Prince tapes and catch the girls' clothes."

Yo, what the hell do you have against Prince, Brad? Bad tapes? Prince doesn't have bad tapes.