A 20-year-old Wisconsin man has been banned from every library on the planet after he was caught masturbating inside of the Racine Public Library with no regard for the spectacle he made. This is why you don't masturbate in libraries.
Tyree S. Carter was reportedly spotted "standing in the open, not trying to conceal the act," thus sharing his self-abuse with everyone else in the building. Though Carter initially denied doing anything wrong or slightly disgusting, he eventually admitted that it was his first time masturbating in public. So much for stage fright.
Carter was taken to Racine County Jail and charged with lewd and lascivious behavior. He's believed to be homeless, hence why he was masturbating in a library. He's been ordered to "stay out of all the libraries on the face of the earth." That's how sacred libraries are.
Moving forward, he'll have to make better use of the Internet. Get it?