Never, ever stand on a toilet. Otherwise, you run the risk of ending up like an elderly North Georgia man, who spent over an hour beneath a feces-filled outdoor toilet at Carters Lake. He ended up taking a regretful fall into five feet of shit that sits below the facility. 

According to U.S. Corps of Engineers spokeswoman Lisa Parker, the organization "had these type of toilet facilities for 10 to 15 years, and he just mis-used the toilet, unfortunately." It took over a hour for the man's family to realize that he was missing. Once they figured it out, they had to phone park officials to unlock the door and free him.

Aside from being covered in feces, he had minor scrapes and damaged pride. He was taken to a local hospital, but his status is unknown.

[via Gawker]