Cheri Oteri and Will Ferrell as the Spartan Cheerleaders
Memorable Quote: "All aboard! Butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt ugly! You're butt ugly! We are the mighty Spartans riding up your astroturf. People say you're so ugly, Godzilla gave you birth!"
SNL fans, for some reason, always connect to the losers, and The Spartans were the epitome of high school losers. The two outcasts—one a freakishly tall man-boy, the other a spunky girl trying to come to terms with her small bust size—didn't make the real cheer squad. So, they made their own uniforms and cheer at the events without the other cheerleaders, like the chess tournament.