Date: March 2010
Location: New York, NY

If you're expecting a peaceful early morning commute on the New York City subway on St. Patrick's Day of all days, what the fuck is wrong with you? This rowdy bunch had no regard for the time of the day, the laws of gravity, or other passengers when they took over a Metro-North train car. Imagine a band of drunken buffoon's watching the World Cup in a bar as early as possible, then drop them into a train and you get this right here. There's beer, sweat, a kid with braces, and an extremely excited black dude yelling "I LOVE WHITE PEOPLE!" Oh, and of course there's a guy in a green body suit, because the holiday wouldn't be complete without at least one Green Man. Keep in mind that that this is just one of eight cars that was packed with kids ready to seek and destroy.

"I'm sorry you had to ride with us," a member of the group says to another passenger. At least he's aware of how obnoxious they appear. Self-awareness is a necessity.