Wild Orchid (1990)

Director: Zalman King
Stars: Mickey Rourke, Jacqueline Bisset, Carre Otis
What Five Minutes Were Like: Mickey Rourke went on a real hot streak of softcore garbage in the '80s and this is some of his smirking, earring-wearing, cheeseball sex-symbol best. The sex scene at the end of this movie is so hilarious it deserves to be immortalized on the back of the nickel. (What's on there anyway?) Rourke and Carré Otis bone with the sweat dripping and most of the positions involving heavy lap-sitting. Then they drive off on a motorcycle. There should've been more ram-jamming.