Director: Joe Gayton
Stars: Barry Tubb, Kelly Lynch, Ron Sloan
What Five Minutes Were Like: She's married to him, and she doesn't remember being married to him, and that will not keep them from having sex. She has really cool wrist warmers to hide the fact that she tried to kill herself, and there's a kitten that's just blowing around the shack the two cohabitate in Northwest Nowhere. She stares into a steer skull, Hamlet-style (probably deciding if she be or not be), and it's deep and meaningful, for sure.