Lady Chatterly's Lover (1981)

Director: Just Jaeckin
Stars: Sylvia Kristel, Shane Briant, Nicholas Clay
What Five Minutes Were Like: Look at how much money they spent on this porn for lonely old people. Such a respectable book adapted for nothing but its shocking sexual content over 50 years after the fact—what a sham of a movie. Who made this thing and why did they want to disrespect both gentle softcore humping and the classics so brazenly? Nothing was sacred in the '80s.