Robert Rodriguez's Machete sequel, Machete Kills, is sure to be ridiculous, and this poster confirms it. Sofia Vergara wears a gun bra as Lady Desdemona. Ok, it's less absurd than Rose McGowan's prosthetic leg/automatic weapon.
In Machete Kills, our titular hero (Danny Trejo) heads to Mexico for President Charlie Sheen to "topple an arms dealer who wants to rain destruction on the U.S. with a orbital weapon."
Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, and Lindsay Lohan are all returning; Vergara is joined by Mel Gibson, Amber Heard, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, and Alexa Vega.
The sequel hits theaters September 13.