A recent study conducted by Penn State University (of all places) claims that attending college may actually decrease your chances of becoming an alcoholic. There's a catch, however—you have to be the rose that grew from the concrete and made it to college.
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So if you're that diamond in the rough who attended college against all odds, you won't be a pathetic drunk by the time you're 33. Then again, there's always the argument that despite how much liquor you drink in college, nobody actually becomes an alcoholic until they graduate. Anyway, expect enrollment to increase this fall.
Nobody wants to become a drunk.
[via Gawker]
