The Life (2004)
Director: María Lidón
Stars: Daryl Hannah, Denise Richards, Joaquim de Almeida
What five minutes were like: This is a poor excuse for a movie. The two main "stars" and their "story" are barely on screen, meaning it's mostly a staged documentary where unattractive people talk about working as prostitutes. It's the worst of both worlds. Also, putting Daryl Hannah next to Denise Richards seems a bit mean, since they were both sex kittens in their day, and only one of them still is. Please don't watch this.