Strictly Sexual (2008)
Director: Joel Viertel
Stars: Amber Benson, Kristen Kerr, Johann Urb
What five minutes were like: This movie is trying so hard to be cool and funny that it makes you wonder just how far you can actually throw your TV set. The girl is (irritatingly) a writer who asks questions so she can follow them up with "Well, you see I'm writing a piece." These two smart Sex and the City-like ladies have a quasi sex slave situation going that seems a hell of a lot like dating—in the most normal way possible. But maybe it ends with an apology for your wasted time.