Jan Dara (2001)
Director: Nonzee Nimibutr
Stars: Suwinit Panjamawat, Santisuk Promsiri, Christy Chung
What five minutes were like: There's no way, based on the cover, that this movie is supposed to be so funny. The English Patient must have just been released in Thailand when this was made. Is the acting bad? Or do the people of Thailand just express emotion differently. Or was the cast very angry or on cough syrup? The movie does deserve credit for its incredible variety of coifs and facial hair configurations; the porn industry would be proud.