At least he's organized.

25-year-old Evan Dorsey was arrested last Friday for breaking into a home to steal insulin from a UPS package. In addition to the proper tools for robbery, a list titled "goals for 3/24/13" was found on him. His degenerate to-do list included robbing a drug dealer, selling drugs, finding coke and crystal meth and getting a gold watch. It's pretty clear that he's ambitious, right?

Despite the fact that his moral compass is a bit off, Dorsey isn't rotten to the core. He also planned to "do one altruistic act for a stranger." Still, the Weymouth, MA native was booked for carrying a dangerous weapon, breaking and entering and stealing drugs.

[via NY Daily News]