Inexplicably known as the "Thong Bandit," a man has a Denver, CO neighborhood on edge because he keeps accosting women; running up on them and exposing himself clad in just a thong. Witnesses describe him as a white or Hispanic male in his 20s or 30s who apparently finds great pleasure in catching women in alleys fully clothed, then stripping and flashing them.
He's been on the prowl since July, and has struck four times in the past week. Because this is valuable information, early reports say the suspect's preferred thong was pink. He's reportedly switched to darker colors of late. Maybe if he drops a manifesto at some point, he'll explain his motive and preference.