Drug Dealing Pennsylvania Man Has Message for Police: "U Can't Catch Me Im Da Ginger Bread Man"

...and then they caught him.

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There's nothing police love more than catching a cocky criminal.

According to the Philadelphia Inquirer, alleged drug dealer Mark Gross, Jr. decided to leave a couple of bars on the Montgomery-Lansdale Patch's Facebook page:  "im not turnin my self....run run as fast as u can u cant catch me im da ginger bread man......sincierly da gingerbread man." We likePeedi Crakk's variation much better.

The 21-year-old Gross was seen selling cocaine in October according to police in Lansdale, PA, and he's been on the run since then. He commented on the Facebook post on Feb. 20 when a question was asked about his whereabouts. He reportedly told police that he would turn himself in on Feb. 22, but never made good on his promise. 

Police were already seeking Gross for parole violating stemming from a 2011 incident where he assaulted his then-pregnant girlfriend. Police finally caught up with Gross on Monday and arrested him. He's being held on cash bails of $25,000 and $10,000 for both incidents.

[via The Huffington Post]

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