Zeta One (1969)
Director: Michael Cort
Stars: James Robertson, Justice, Charles Hawtrey, Robin Hawdon, Anna Gaël
Viewers of Zeta One have been consistently amazed at how a movie with so many topless women can test your patience so thoroughly. How does this film achieve the grand feat of both delivering half-naked ladies while also annoying horny late-night viewers?
We don't want to spoil the magic for you, but rest assured that "zapping henchmen with hand gestures (accompanied by thunderclaps on the soundtrack for effect)" and a "temperamental talking elevator" are involved.