We have the same complaints as you. After so many evenings spent staring at the computer screen, you've watched all the good stuff Netflix has to offer. You start to count down the days until they stream new titles. You even start to contemplate communication with the outside world. Don't do it.
Rather than scrolling through Netflix's instant library looking for Criterion Collection titles, think outside the red envelope. In the dusty corners of the site, far away from the algorithms that predict what you might enjoy, there is some truly strange shit.
These are the 25 Weirdest Movies Streaming on Netflix Right Now.