Two questions typically dominate your thoughts during a first date: "How much is this going to cost me?" and "Am I going to get lucky?"
We can't keep her from ordering the porterhouse with shrimp, but we can help you determine the odds that you will have sex tonight.
Be on the look out for these 25 Signs Your Date Is Not Going To Have Sex With You, In GIFs. If you spot more than one, you might have better luck ditching dinner, and heading to one of these NYC bars instead.
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She seems more interested in drinking that what you have to say.
She seems more interested in drinking that what you have to say.
When she starts grinding on another dude at the club.
When she starts grinding on another dude at the club.
She spends all night talking about her ex.
She spends the entire night talking about her ex.
Her Facebook status reads: "On a date with some loser who I am definitely not going to sleep with tonight."
Her Facebook status reads: "On a date with some loser who I am definitely not going to sleep with tonight."
She violently threatens you.
When you accidentally touch her leg, she threatens your life.
When she makes it clear she's interested in clothed-activities only.
When she makes it clear she's interested in clothed-activities only.
When she mentions she has a friend she thinks would be great for you.
When she mentions she has a friend she thinks would be great for you.
Before you suggest a second date, she says she going to "take a break from dating for awhile."
When you suggest a second date, she says she going to "take a break from dating for awhile."
When she says, "You remind me so much of my brother."
When she says, "You remind me so much of my brother."
She urges you to stop talking.
She doesn't seem to be enjoying any of the conversation.
She says, "Oh wait, you're not gay?"
She says, "Oh wait, you're not gay?"
She rejects you when you go in for the kiss.
She rejects you when you go in for the kiss.
She tells you, "I am not having sex with you."
She tells you, "I am not having sex with you."
She looks like this during dinner.
She looks like this during dinner.
She scrolls through instagram the entire date.
She scrolls through Instagram the entire date.
When the waiter asks her what she'll have to drink and she says, "I'll stick with water, thanks."
When the waiter asks her what she'll have to drink, she says, "I'll stick with water, thanks."
She orders the garlic shrimp.
She orders the garlic shrimp.
She says, "I'm so glad we're friends."
She says, "I'm so glad we're friends."
She falls asleep.
She falls asleep.
She says she's getting tired and has to go to work early tomorrow...at 6 p.m.
She mentions she's getting tired and has to go to work early tomorrow...at 6 p.m.
She escapes from your dungeon.
She escapes from your dungeon.
She starts crying during dinner.
She starts crying during dinner.
She says, "You're so nice."
She says, "You're so nice."
She starts making out with someone else.
She starts making out with someone else.